Kevin Hayes. First Of His Name. The Best One. The King Slayer. Mayor Of Snipe City

Kevin Patrick Hayes, ladies and gents. Playing against his former club, game is tied 1-1 in the 3rd period and it's Hayesy F Baby with a snipe that has to send Henrik Lundqvist directly to retirement. King Henrik??? This is your King??? Not a fucking chance, bud. Kevin Hayes is your King now and there ain't shit you can do about it. 

The most underpaid $7 million man in the National Hockey League. What a trade and signing by Chuck Fletcher. To think that we have this legend sniping top corn at the Wells Fargo Center for 7 years has me thinking a dynasty is in the making. Long live the King. Long live the Best One. 

Oh, and as if going top bunk on Hank's glove wasn't filthy enough, he added another dagger later in the game. 

Would love to find out how much money was on the board for Kevin Hayes tonight. I have a feeling the party fund is going to be stocked for the next several seasons after that win. 

4 game winning streak heading into the holiday break. Big time mood. 

P.S. - Not a bad way for Nic Aube-Kubel to get his first career tuck in the NHL. Welcome to NAK City, bitch. 

Again, who in the world decided to give Hank the title of "King"? He's Reek at best. 

@BarstoolJordie

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